Firebox: Novelty Gifts
Mr P Keychain(White)
It takes a brave man to strip off, paint himself blue and hang a keyring from his tiddler. But maybe you'd be tempted if your, um, appendage, was made of stainless steel. Don't ask why, just feel this cutesy character's pain and buy!
£9.95
Mr T In Your Pocket
Now you can carry Mr T around in your pocket without having to call the A-Team, thanks to this hilarious electronic gizmo. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of his legendary one-liners! We're on the jazz, man!
£9.95
Original Hot Bear
Snuggle up to the Hot Bear - he's smarter, cuter and warmer than the average bear thanks to the reheatable wheat-filled bag inside his tum.
£9.95
Party Ice Luge
What could be better than glugging down a shot that's been chilled in a tunnel of ice as it flows towards your open cakehole? Not much, as you'll discover when you sup from the mighty Ice Luge. Simply bung it in the freezer. Cool, eh!
£9.95
Raw Fear
Make every night fright-night with these seriously unnerving CDs containing nasty noises and chilling music. Includes accompanying booklet filled with terrifying tales and more. All together now, aargh!!
£9.95
Squishtie(Original Black)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
Squishtie(Original Blue)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
Squishtie(Original Pink)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
Squishtie(Travel Black)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
Squishtie(Travel Blue)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
Squishtie(Travel Pink)
Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Cushtie, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
£9.95
The Beerbelly(Ice Pack only)
Why bother with awkward cooler bags when you can use a Beerbelly! Made up of a sling, bladder and drinking tube, the Beerbelly looks just like a spare tyre when worn under clothing and stays cold for hours. The best invention ever...probably.
£9.95
The Big Cold Turkey(Medium / Large Wristband)
Get with the program! The bracelet on everyone's wrist this season is going to be The Big Cold Turkey - part of an ingenious reward-based kit that will help you to kick your nasty habits for good.
£9.95
The Big Cold Turkey(Small / Medium Wristband)
Get with the program! The bracelet on everyone's wrist this season is going to be The Big Cold Turkey - part of an ingenious reward-based kit that will help you to kick your nasty habits for good.
£9.95
Wall-Mounted Spirit Measure
To stay out of the pub, like you promised, bring a little bit of that pub home to ease the pain of separation.
£9.95
Beer Bottle Goblets(Corona Twin Pack)
Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled Grolsch or Sol bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
£10.95
Beer Bottle Goblets(Grolsch Twin Pack)
Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled Grolsch or Sol bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
£10.95
Beer Bottle Goblets(Sol Twin Pack)
Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled Grolsch or Sol bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
£10.95
Don't Count On It
Before giving money as a gift, place your moolah in this seemingly impenetrable cooler. Recipients can see the cash but they'll have to solve this ingenious wooden puzzle before they can spend it. Can it be solved? Yes. Are we telling you how? No! Another Firebox UK First!
£11.95
Fighting Grandads
Fighting Grandads
£11.95
Global Warming Mug
Global Warming Mug
£11.95
Money Maze(Gold)
Money Maze(Gold)
£11.95
Bottle Buddy
Employ the services of a boozy butler every time you pour wine with this cheeky little bottle-grabbing servant. The ideal drinking partner, Bottle Buddy spouts increasingly witty asides as the vino flows, knows how many drinkers are around and even gets tipsy as the bottle empties.
£12.95
Gratings Cards(Pack of 6 mixed cards)
Forget twee messages - tell it like it is with one of these hilariously blunt cards. Whether you're taking the mick or deadly serious, Grating Cards represent the perfect antidote to the cardboard crud pedalled by mush-merchants across the globe. So there!
£12.95
Ice Shot Glasses(Tray of 12)
Drinks with ice in them? Boring. Ice with drinks in them? Now you're talking! Simply add water or fruit juice to this 12 glass mould, bung it in the freezer and you'll soon be downing booze from shot glasses made of solid ice. Brrr-illiant!
£12.95
Rathergood plushies(Ninja Kitten)
Rathergood plushies(Ninja Kitten)
£12.95
Rathergood plushies(Spong Monkey)
Rathergood plushies(Spong Monkey)
£12.95
Rathergood plushies(Viking Kitten)
Rathergood plushies(Viking Kitten)
£12.95
Strolling Bowling
If you thought Bill Murray's wig in Kingpin was the funniest thing to hit ten-pin bowling, you'd be right! But this hilarious little portable game comes a very close second as it features a wind-up bowling ball with comedy legs.
£12.95
Sumo Smash
Now you can wind-up a pair of sumo wrestlers without getting your face flattened, with this brilliant little retro gaming classic. Arigato and sayonara!
£12.95