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52 weeks of naughty nights
Make it a year to remember with this '52 weeks of naughty nights' kit. The black satin bag contains 26 scratch cards for her, and 26 for him.Just pull a card out of the bag and scratch away to see what naughty surprise awaits.The cards contain playful games, kinky surprises and sensual thrills. Example card for HER to read:'Your lover is entitled to a sensual body massage! Comes complete with aromatic massage oil, a candle lit room and a sexy masseuse - that's you!' Example card for HIM to read:'Prepare a special bubble bath for two, complete with candles and soft music. Have your lover sit in front of you so you can playfully touch and caress all parts of her body!'Simply scratch and seduce!GIFT STATS: 52 weeks of naughty nightsFabric: Satin bagPackaging: Gift Box
£9.99
6 Piece Utili-Key
This amazing gadget looks like - and is the same size - as a regular key, but that‘s where the similarities end!Open it up and you will find something more like a swiss army knife.It has six functions:Bottle OpenerStraight knife bladeSerrated knife bladePhillips screwdriverFlat screwdriverMicro eyeglass screwdriverLike any normal key, it attaches straight to your key ring so will never leave your side.Comes presented in a stylish metal gift box.GIFT STATS: 6 piece Utili-KeySize: 7cm longPackaging: Metal gift Box
£9.99
iPod transmitter
LATEST NEWS: From 8th December 2006 it is completely legal to use this item in the UK.This iPod transmitter allows you to listen to music from your iPod / MP3 player, on your home or car stereo... without any wires.It acts like a miniature radio station, transmitting your music via the FM frequency to the nearest radio.Simply plug the iPod transmitter into the headphone socket of your MP3 player and tune into it on your radio. Then sit back and enjoy your digital music in full stereo sound wherever you are.Can be used with all iPods / iPod Nano, MP3 players, portable CD players, cassette players, games consoles, your laptop computer (anything with a headphone socket)... whenever you want to hear full stereo sound from your radio.The unit is wireless so there are no messy cables, it is lightweight and easy to carry. Measures just 8 x 3.5cm. Comes with a car cigarette lighter power adaptor, or takes 2 x AAA batteries (not supplied) Adds a whole new dimension to your MP3 experience!GIFT STATS: iPod transmitterMeasures: 8 x 3.5cmPackaging: Gift box
£9.99
Luv Duck
A yellow rubber duck is the perfect companion at bath-time. But this little critter has an extra special surprise as you relax beneath the bubbles.He is actually a personal massager - simply give his back a quick squeeze and he starts to shudder all over. As he is completely waterproof he takes to the bath like a duck to water.He can be used both as a personal massager, and an all purpose massager to ease away those aches and pains.He will prove to be your favourite bathtime buddy!Takes 2 AA batteries (not supplied) PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CHILDRENS TOY.GIFT STATS: Luv DuckColour: YellowSize: 12 x 12cmPackaging: Gift Box
£9.99
Paklite
This incredible torch is so tiny it defies belief...It measures just 2.5 x 1.5 cm (excluding the battery) yet it produces a strong beam of white light thanks to the two super bright LED‘s at the top.In fact it's so impressive it's even used by the U.S. Air Force in Iraq.The Paklite simply snaps onto the top of a 9 volt battery (supplied) Features include: Glow in the dark cap - you will always see where it is 10,000 hour bulb life Over 20 hour battery life On-Off switchSmall IS beautiful !GIFT STATS: PakliteSize: 2.5 x 1.5cm (excl. battery)Colour: White cap
£9.99
Picture Frame Keyring
This keyring doubles up as a photo frame, so you‘ll always have your favourite snap with you.It combines shiny stainless steel and quality leather for a very sophisticated look.The keyring is brown on the outside, which complements the orange on the inside perfectly.Simply open the keyring using the magnetic clasp, and slot your picture inside.Holds photos measuring 3.5 x 2.5cm.GIFT STATS: Picture Frame KeyringSize: 6.5 x 3.5cmMaterial: Leather & Stainless Steel
£9.99
She Driver Set
Who says DIY is for boys?With this oh so handy She Driver Set, the girls can get in on the action... and make a style statement at the same time.There are four screwdrivers in the set... two sizes of Flat head screwdrivers, and two Phillips head screwdrivers. Each is decorated with feathers, zebra stripes and plenty of pink! Comes presented in a pink She Driver box.DIY has never been so much fun.GIFT STATS: She Driver SetSet Measures: 18 x 9cmPackaging: Gift box
£9.99
Squishie Cushion
This is no ordinary cushion, as you will see when you pick it up.It is the softest, squishiest and most amazingly comfortable cushion we have ever felt.It contains a special polystyrene microbead which gives the cushion an incredibly soft and bouncy feel.Banish a day of stress by squishing it in front of the TV, snuggle up to it in bed... or you could always use it as a cushion too!Believe us, this Squishie Cushion is so highly addictive, you will wonder how you ever lived without one.Available in black, red, dark red, purple, pink and aqua blue. Select your colour choice from the drop down list above the 'add to basket' button.Each cushion measures 32 x 20cm and is presented in a drawstring gift bag.GIFT STATS: Super Squidgy CushionCushion Size: 32 x 20cm approxPackaging: Gift Bag
£9.99
Strawberries & Flowers
Grow your own delicious alpine strawberries, and delicate blue flowers right on the windowsill.The 'pocket garden' is a simple yet clever idea, the leakproof bag acts like a pot, and contains everything you need to get started.Just mix in the enclosed packet of seed into the soil and add water.In just a few weeks you will be eating delicious home grown strawberries, and watching the forget me nots bloom right in front of you.They can be grown at any time of year, and re-bloom year after year!GIFT STATS: Strawberries & FlowersPacks Measure: 13 x 16cmPackaging: Gift bag
£9.99
His / Hers Passport Holder
His / Hers Passport Holder
£11.99
Hot Bear
Hot Bear is very special. His fur is extremely soft, just like a new born bear, he has big cuddly paws, a very cute face... but best of all is what's in his belly!Open him up and you will find a warmable wheat sack, which can be placed into the microwave. Heat for a few seconds, insert back into his belly, and he'll keep you feeling cosy and content at night.Hot bear can't wait to get his paws on you.GIFT STATS: Hot Bear Teddy BearHot Bear Measures: 11 inches tallTeddy Bear Colour: TanTeddy Bear Weight: 300g approxPlease Note: Do not place the whole bear into the microwave. Heatingshould be carried out by adults only.
£11.99
Michelangelo Apron
Spice up the kitchen with one of these Michelangelo Aprons.Suddenly he will have a seriously sculpted body... pecks as hard as a rock and a six pack to die for.Let‘s hope his cooking looks as good as his new apron !GIFT STATS: Michelangelo ApronFabric: 100% PolyesterPackaging: Polythene Bag
£11.99
Orgasmatron
The Orgasmatron really is the ultimate head massager... It is made primarily of copper, which acts as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields. Get someone to gently lower the Orgasmatron onto your head, and then with a slow, teasing action, move it up, down and around. The sensation you get is unbelievable... tingling up and down the spine, goosebumps all over your body... and best of all the Orgasmatron helps you forget all the stresses and strains of the day. Buy one of these and you‘ll never want to leave your home again!GIFT STATS: OrgasmatronOrgasmatron Measures: 25cm x 15cmOrgasmatron Colour: CopperOrgasmatron Weight: 120gMaterial: Copper
£11.99
Pet Trees 2pk
Now you can nurture your very own Pet Tree - right there on your bunch of keys...These Pet Tree Capsules are like a miniature greenhouse, and are so small (4cm) they make a perfect accessory for your keys, mobile phone, handbag... whatever you wish !Each one contains a pet tree (well, a teeny tiny plant to be precise) ...all you have to do is water him once a month and watch your baby grow inside his little home.Once he outgrows his home he can then be transplanted and allowed to grow outside with all the other adult plants !You will receive two Pet Tree Keyrings to nurture and grow.GIFT STATS: Pet Tree Keyring 2pkSize: 4 cm tall
£11.99
Sheep Shagger Apron
This apron features one very naughty man, in a rather compromising position.The rather naked fella is standing right behind a little furry sheep - which seems to be having a wail of a time !Guaranteed to make everyone giggle...GIFT STATS: Sheep Shagger ApronFabric: 100% PolyesterPackaging: Gift Bag
£11.99
Supermodel Apron
After slaving over a hot stove for hours on end, it's difficult to look glamorous and sexy.Get her to slip on this eye catching apron, and she will be transformed into a stunning supermodel... with just two slices of tomato and a sprig of basil to hide her modesty.You won‘t be able to keep her out of the kitchen!GIFT STATS: Sexy Lady ApronColour: VariousFabric: 100% PolyesterPackaging: Polythene Bag
£11.99
CoCo Candles
These really are candles with a difference.Clever design and colouring means they look more like pebbles you would find on the beach.They look good, but smell even better, as each has its own individual aroma.One is chocolate scented, one is coffee and the other smells of coconut. Presented in a funky gift box, complete with a COCO logo. Almost good enough to eat !Burn time approx 6 hours each.GIFT STATS: Coco CandlesCandles Measure: 8 x 4cm diameterCandles Weight: 370g boxedCandles Colour: VariousPackaging: Gift Box
£12.99
Colour Flame Candles
These aren‘t ordinary candles, as you will see when you light them.These magical colour flame candles burn in three bold and bright colours.Watch in amazement as the flames burn a brilliant red, green and orange. The set contains six candles in glass holders, two of each colour.They are packaged in a gorgeous gift box made from 100% recycled paper which is tied with ribbon.GIFT STATS: Colour Flame CandlesColour: Red, green, orangeSize: Tealight size
£12.99
Dog & Bone Mobile
Dog lovers everywhere will woof with delight when they see this.This mobile features four dogs all chasing after a bone, suspended by string and wire.They are designed to slowly turn in light draughts... so are perfect for any room in the house.You would be barking mad not to buy this!GIFT STATS: Puppies & Bone MobileDog Size: 12 x 9cm
£12.99
Everlasting Torch
This Everlasting Torch may be the size of a credit card - but don‘t let that fool you - as it produces a pure penetrating beam of white light. The best thing about the Eon Everlasting Torch, however, is that there are no batteries to replace -because the unit uses so little power, batteries have become obsolete. Light is produced by white light emitting diodes - so there are no bulbs to blow either. The creator - Iain Sinclair - says this torch is so efficient, you may never need to buy another one again (average use).GIFT STATS: Everlasting TorchEverlasting Torch: 8.5 x 5.5cm Torch Weight: 40g (in case)Everlasting Torch Colour: Satin silverMaterial: Stainless steelPackaging: Clear case
£14.99
His / Hers Key Holders
His / Hers Key Holders
£14.99
Hunky Ironing Board Cover
If she's always too busy to do the ironing, then you need to give her more of an incentive.This naughty ironing board cover features hunky model Mark, wearing a cleverly positioned towelette. However, it gets steamier once you switch the iron on.The heat from the iron whips off his loin cloth, leaving you with more than an eyeful of what's dangling underneath.The cover is elasticated so fits in seconds, has super thick felt backing, reflects heat to iron both sides of your garment at once and is machine washable.The cheekiest ironing board cover money can buy!GIFT STATS: Hunky Ironing Board CoverCover fits boards upto: 120 x 37cmIroning board cover Material: 100% cotton, polyester underfeltPackaging: Bag
£14.99
Jordan Ironing Board Cover
If he doesn't show much interest in ironing, then you need to give him more of an incentive.This naughty ironing board cover features model Jordan, wearing a very skimpy red bikini. But the temperature really begins to soar when you switch the iron on.The heat from the iron removes her bikini as quick as a flash, leaving you with more than an eyeful of what's underneath.The cover is elasticated so fits in seconds, has super thick felt backing, reflects heat to iron both sides of your garment at once and is machine washable.The cheekiest ironing board cover money can buy!GIFT STATS: Jordan Ironing Board CoverCover fits boards upto: 120 x 37cmIroning board cover Material: 100% cotton, polyester underfeltPackaging: Bag
£14.99
Massage Cushion
This is the softest, squishiest cushion we have ever felt... and it gives you a massage too.Simply click the ON/OFF button and relax as the vibrating mechanism inside the cushion massages away all your stresses and strains. Perfect for your neck, back, feet or legs.The pillow contains a special polystyrene microbead which gives it an incredibly soft and bouncy feel.Believe us, this massage cushion is so highly addictive, you will wonder how you ever lived without one...Available in black. Each cushion measures 32 x 20cm. Requires 2 x AA batteries (not supplied)GIFT STATS: Massage CushionSize: 32 x 20cmColour: Black
£14.99
Money Clip Wallet
Money can‘t buy a more stylish wallet than this.It‘s made of the finest quality leather. The brown colouring outside complements the orange leather on the inside perfectly.It has two slots for your credit cards and even has a stainless steel money clip to hold onto your notes.The wallet measures 10.5 x 7cm so slips with ease into your pocket.It will never leave your side!GIFT STATS: Money Clip WalletSize: 10.5 x 7cmMaterial: Leather
£14.99
Shower Tap Radio
This fully waterproof shower radio looks great, and is a doddle to use.Simply turn the tap to switch it on, adjust the volume, and away you go.It has an AM / FM waveband selection button, and a tuner to select your favourite station.Now you can sing-along-in-style in the shower! Takes 2 x AA batteries (not supplied)GIFT STATS: Shower Tap RadioMeasures: 11cm diameter, 10cm high Colour: Sea Blue
£14.99
Spacewriter
This oh so clever Spacewriter leaves words 'floating' in mid air, as you move it from side to side.Simply program your own messages using the backlit LCD display and three buttons, and watch in amazement as your message appears in thin air!It's only the size of a key fob so fits easily in the pocket and is great for clubs, parties, concerts and football matches.Features:4 messages with 30 characters eachUses safe LED lights to project messageEnglish, European, Japanese character setsLCD Backlit Editing screenComplete with Battery & InstructionsCarrying strap includedWelcome to Wave Messaging!GIFT STATS: SpacewriterDimensions: 41mm x 63mm x 18mmWeight: 200g
£14.99
Ducti Wallet
Why bother stashing your cash in a dull, corporate black wallet?The Ducti Wallet is handmade from duct tape... you know, the stuffused by electricians and plumbers. So not only is your wallet extremely hard wearing and light, it also looks fantastic...think urban and industrial.The Ducti wallet holds 11 credit cards, and even has room for a photo card and a stash of cash.You won‘t be able to wait to whip this baby out !GIFT STATS: Ducti WalletMeasures: 10.5 x 8 cm (closed)
£16.99
Red Hot Chilli Lights
If your kitchen is looking a bit dull and lifeless, add some warmth with these Red Hot Chilli Lights.The 20 red bulbs will add a gentle, glowing ambience to the room.The lights measure 7.25 metres in length, and plug directly into the mains.Buy these and you will really spice up your kitchen.GIFT STATS: Red Hot Chilli LightsColour: RedNumber of Lights: 20Packaging: Clear Gift Box
£16.99
Credit Card Digital Camera
This tiny digital camera is shockingly small.Unbelievably, it is actually smaller than a credit card. It weighs a ridiculous 32 grammes, and measures just 5mm deep... so will fit in your wallet, top pocket or handbag with ease.Don't let its size fool you though, this is a good quality digital camera packed with features:It stores 26 images in High Res mode (640 x 480 VGA)Stores 104 images in Low Res (320 x 240 QVGA)Image compression mode for storing up to 209 images300,000 pixels10 second self timer- for taking group pictures with you includedContinuous shooting - takes 10 pictures per second!Battery re-charges itself while you download pictures to your PCAutomatic exposure and white balancePC Web Camera mode for video conferencingThe Credit Card Digital Camera comes supplied with everything you need to get started including:Installation CD Rom for Windows onlyUSB cableCarrying strapPhoto editing softwarePC System Requirements:Windows 98 Se/ Win Me / Win 2000 Professional / Win XPP200MHZ CPU or above32MB or more RAMWhy carry around a big and bulky camera this summer, when you can take this sleek and stylish one instead?Not suitable for use with Apple Macs. For PC use only.
£19.99