ThanksDarling: Adult Games
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Gentleman`s Ball Scratcher
"For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentlemans Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave? This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface. Contents: 1 Silver plated ""Ball Scratcher"" in a quality metal case."
£11.99
Girls Best Friend
This comes complete with a smiley face and a speech bubble that explains why they are better than men. This makes the perfect girls gift guaranteed to THRILL the recipient! CONTENTS Service Manual and Spanner (batteries not included) DIMENSIONS 18cm (7 inches) x 5cm (2 inches).
£11.99
Postmans Promise
"A promising game of chance, based loosely on the old favourite Postmans Knock. You may have to ""squeeze and kiss passionately"" for ""2 minutes"" in the ""bathroom, in the shower (water optional) - lights off"" with mystery person ""number 9"". This game is not ""X"" rated but should only be played by broad minded people as a degree of intimacy is required. CONTENTS Personal Numbers, Action Cards, Place Cards, Number Cards, Dice, Blindfold, Satin Ribbon (for the bondage!). DIMENSIONS 22.5cm (8.75 inches) x 14cm (5.5 inches)."
£11.99
Steamy Scenes
"A steamier version of ""charades"" combined with ""amorous amateur dramatics"" could describe this fun game which will bring out the ACTOR WITHIN. It provides the opportunity to bring a semblance of professional detachment to a scene that some would find sensual, arousing or downright embarrassing. The two acting partners selected at random have 3 minutes to convince the audience of the title of a movie, playing in silence the scene(s) as described in detail on the card. A further 3 minutes is allowed for ""charades"" type play if the acting is not up to it. CONTENTS 50 x Scene Cards, 24 x Noscars, 18 Personal Numbers, Hollywood Clapperboard. DIMENSIONS 22.5cm (8.75 inches) x 14cm (5.5 inches)."
£11.99
Wine Knot
"Wine and textiles were shipped to Africa, traded for slaves who were then shipped to the Americas, the ships returning to Europe with cargoes of molasses and tobacco. Long periods at sea and wine in abundance, diversions were created using the materials at hand; wood, canvas and rope. There are eight games to be played, which will provide interesting, unusual and amusing entertainment for up 8 players for as many hours as you wish. Port wine was originally used but because of its strength an ordinary (or extraordinary) bottle of red or white wine will ensure that the game does not finish too early. CONTENTS 2 x Dice, 8 x pieces of rope, Instructions. DIMENSIONS 22.5cm (8.75 inches) x 14cm (5.5inches)."
£11.99
Babe Ometer
"Players guide the ""Hand"" around the BABE without touching the metal sides of the slot. When she exclaims ""DONT TOUCH ME THERE!"" and the BOOBS flash, you have to try again. CONTENTS Babe-ometer batteries included DIMENSIONS 25cm (10 inches) x14cm (5.5 inches)."
£12.99
Beer Ometer
"Move the bottle opener through the slot without touching the sides, reaching the finish without the dreaded noise and flashing light and you win a beer or drink beer as a penalty. e.g. Win: Drink Beer! Fail: Drink Beer! Keep your nerve or the BURP will get you. CONTENTS BURPING Beer-omter, batteries included DIMENSIONS 25cm (10 inches) x14cm (5.5 inches)"
£12.99
Heart Shaped Chocolate Thong for Her
"As soon as she puts on this thong, the heat from her body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. He will then join in. This is a chocolate thong for two people to enjoy. Soon there will be no need for a thong. Lick away? Contents: One heart shaped chocolate thong for HER to wear. Belgian Chocolate is used. One size fits all."
£12.99
Heart Shaped Chocolate Thong for Him
"As soon as he puts on this thong, the heat from his body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. She will then join in. This is a chocolate thong for two people to enjoy. Soon there will be no need for a thong. Lick away? Contents: One heart shaped chocolate thong for HIM to wear. Belgian Chocolate is used. One size fits all. May contain nuts? Contents: 1 Heart shaped Belgium chocolate thong."
£12.99
Mens Personal Vibrating Massager
"Guaranteed to give a buzz. Ideal cure for computer mouse strain, drinkers hand fatigue, writers cramp, road ragers fist fatigue, limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Quick relief for overactive hands. Contents: Vibrating stress reliever. requires 1 AA battery - not included."
£12.99
Beer Game
"You may have to arm wrestle someone, perform some bar or magic tricks and do unimaginable feats in varied and interesting ways. You could take a booze cruise or a serious bar crawl. You might just end up in the gutter, fall asleep with your clothes on or land in jail - or you may just have to drink lots of beer! CONTENTS Folding Board, Playing Pieces, Question Cards, Dice, Instructions. DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5 inches) x 26cm (10.25 inches)."
£20.99
Intimate Game
"The object of the game is for players to move forward and towards the centre of the board, to enter the `Erogenous Zone`, and ultimately to enter the `Hot Zone`. When two players are in the small confines of the Hot Zone at the same time this is considered to be the end of the game. As the excitement and the stimulation gained and given, in order to achieve this position, will make further concentration difficult - if not impossible - for anything other than making love, which is the real object of the game. CONTENTS Folding Board, Playing Pieces, Intimate Love Cards, Instructions. DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5 inches) x 26cm (10.25 inches)"
£20.99
Kama Sutra Game
"Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships....and their lives! CONTENTS Foling game board, Playing pieces, Love Card (Photos of love making positions), Dice&Manual DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches)."
£20.99
Tarts and Vicars
"You must avoid the Deadly sins and other temptations along the way, and in particular, avoid going to jail and/ or taking the Slippery Slope to Hell. CONTENTS Folding Board, Playing Pieces, Game Cards, Dice. DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5 inches) x 26cm (10.25 inches)."
£20.99
Tequila Game
"Everyone is on the wrong side of the law; robbing banks, fighting, gambling, cheating, smuggling, - and drinking! This colourful drinking game allows you to criss-cross over the border robbing banks for bags of cash (providing you have the ammo), Drinking Beer (in Texas), Margarita and Tequila (in Mexico). You may turn your Best Friend Over To The Law for a reward, perform a Mexican Hat Dance, start a Mexican Wave, answer questions on Tequila and Mexico, play Strip Poker, have a Gun Fight, perform Crazy Mimes, Tongue Twisters, and Kiss Everyone. - All in the first 15 minutes. Then theres the BORDER WARS where mayhem breaks loose. And theres DRINKING - lots of it! This fast action board game will give hours of entertainment for 2-8 players as the sun (and everyone) sinks slowly into oblivion. (Or under the table)."
£20.99
Vodka Party Game
"You must eliminate your own `super villain`, acquire by various means secret documents on microfilm and get out alive. As a secret agent, licensed to kill, you are prepared to do anything to win. Watch out for the double agents secretly working against you. Copious amounts of drinking and eating to be had! CONTENTS Folding Game Board, Playing pieces, Playing cards, Dice, Full Instructions DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5inches) x 26cm (10.25inches)"
£20.99
Wine Game
"A delightful journey through vineyards, wine tasting, wine bars, wine parties; you may be lucky enough to take the gourmet wine tour, the grand tour or the mini tour; you will glide effortlessly round the board, answering a question or two about wine (red - hard, white - easy) and being asked to take a drink or two from your glass, which always seems to replenish itself? This is essentially a superior drinking game, which will increase your appreciation of wine and will provide a very entertaining evening for 2-8 players. CONTENTS Folding Board, Playing Pieces, Question Cards, Dice, Instructions. DIMENSIONS 34.5cm (13.5 inches) x 26cm (10.25 inches)."
£20.99
Monogamy
"The game has all ingredients of a fun night together, such as the odd tipple, sensual massage and even some erotic dancing to get each other going (or laughing which usually turned out to be the case!). The MONOGAMY cards are progressive, starting with fun conversation openers moving on to some innovative ideas for touchy-feely passion builders and then of course climaxing with some great excuses to get very close! Packed with 600 questions and actions, there will never be a dull moment and the players can look forward to a host of new and fun experiences. There are even treat cards to keep the romance alive throughout the following week."
£29.99
Simply Suggestive Tease Party Gift Set
"CONTENTS: ? 1 ?tease? cocktail pitcher (shatterproof glass and dishwasher friendly) ? 4 ?tease? shots (shatterproof glass and dishwasher friendly) 50ml capacity ? 1 large round ?tease? drinks mat ? 25 extra long flexi straws ? 1 cleaning brush (not shown) Packaged in clear PVC with ?luscious lips? stickers. fantastic for ""flirts"" and fun ideal gift for? hen parties, birthdays and celebrations, cocktail parties, dinner parties, house warming, girls night in, girls night out... drinkware for any adult occasion."
£49.99